Scissors of creation

The bane of god was a scissor used by the fallen Angel Moondancer. After having used it on god-Kilo, and a snickerdoodle having been severed, it was eventually lost.

About
It has a great many abilities, one being it's the only weapons capable of hurting kilo. It is also capable of creating life, stars, and was responsible for the creation of the universe. It bears many names, such as: bane of god, the rusty scissors, bane of snickerdoodles and many others.

History
When god-Kilo had woken up from eternity, the scissors lay there, he took it up in hand, and with it, he cut nothingness, and out of it came the basis for existence. With the scissors he hung stars up, with the scissors he made planets, meteors, great clouds of gas, and eventually life.

Betrayal
Having done the work of this, he laid down the scissors and assigned his second in command, Moony to handle the scissors. Moony got bored so she be like "why do I have to take care of tis shit, ain't nobody got time for that" and started stabbing things. Kilo, lord almighty confronted her, and tried to take the scissors away, but Moony went snip, and his joy was stripped away. He took the scissors and Moony was sentenced to hell where she became satan. Literally Satan.