The Kilo Nation

The Kilo Nation- the country of our fair lady of singleness- is a just and fair dictatorship of much joyous oppression and much divine rule through state terror. It is characterized by currently three main branches of government as well as a few sub-branches, but no one cares about those.

Procrast "Eh" Nation
By far the most populous of the three current sectors, the members of this branch are characterized by being lazy- too lazy to continue writing this.

Plebeians
These are divided into two groups:

General Newbs:
Those unfortunate souls who think that if they donate their snickerdoodle to research that they will be half as awesome as Mother Kilo.

Eternal Underlings:
They will never be rad enough and are therefor forced to serve for the rest of time in the army of dead soldiers killed so as to protect our lady in the afterlife.

Enemies of the State
Beloved and well loved, these are the scum of our community. Always willing to lend a hand, they are known for constantly editing articles and overachieving and generally getting on everyone's nerves.

This is only but a small sample of the Kiloian Nation structure, and if you happen to be an Enemy of State, feel free to contribute!